Metro

The Metro provides this helpful illustration of a person falling onto the tracks to help us decide when to break the glass, pull the handle, and shut off the deadly high voltage electric current. Oddly, the figure depicted seems to be wearing a clerical collar. But I could be wrong.


Attired in a fashionable powder blue coat with the latest schlep bag as an accessory, I am thus prepared to journey to the edges of the city even while fast asleep.