I'm Crunkin'

I know what you're thinking, readers. This can't be the impossibly sophisticated Mrs Bay. And, of course, it's not. It's her oldest friend in the world, Chaka Cohn, who grew up across the street. You may think she's a little long in tooth -- and broad in beam -- to crunk, but is one evair too old to work it on out? In the weeks to come, you will see her transform before your very eyes as she turns her gaze toward Utton Bay. Stay tuned, my pets. Watch her molt!