Saladio Law

But not too picky...
I do appreciate a finely tuned salad. I guess it runs in the family. My mother wrote a cookbook years ago that required conducting nightly exotic food experiments at home. We kids were presented with, let's say, 3 different salads, and asked to vote on our favorite. From this came her immutable law set down in print, and to which I adhere to this day: "If a puddle of dressing collects in the bottom of the bowl, you've used too much."