Tweetless are the Brave

After much discussion, the Utton Bay board of directors (me) voted unanimously NOT to open a Twitter account. Why does the world need to know that I had rutabaga for dinner? Or that the cat threw up? Or a thousand other tiny details? This blog is quite enough, thank you. A girl gots to take a stand somewhere. Of course, I could go on, but instead will store up any further rage and ire in a facility designed especially for such use (as pictured).